Text reads: "The following, Due to the current celebration of your birthday, are momentarily permitted: movies where stuff gets all blow'd up. Activities that require you to sign a waiver. Bowling alley nachos. Unexpurgated use of the word "bootylicious." Bacon. Nearly translucent, sensationally undersized, orange jogging shorts (and subsequent chicken wings). More bacon. And, of course, more than your recommended daily allowance of baum-chicka-baum-baum."  

Put your personalized message in the Custom Comments box and I will write it in the card for you (150 character max).

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.

Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA, available exclusively at Arcadia while supplies last!